Matt Levine, Columnist

Good Bankers Know Lots of Things

Also weird CDS trades, fast payments and earnings-call comedy.

Well here is how you don’t, from a 2017 anecdote about former second-in-command Gary Cohn:

And here is how you do, from Sonali Basak’s Bloomberg story this morning about how banks have been courting WeWork Cos. founder Adam Neumann: